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Jul 3, 2018

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did...
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain

I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said,...
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." She said, "How...

I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I...
I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality. -- Phyllis Diller

I was in accord with the system so long as it permitted me...
I was in accord with the system so long as it permitted me to function effectively. -- Albert Speer

I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there...
I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded...


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