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Aug 3, 2018

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.

Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem...
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem. You see, during a portion of Beethovan's Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin parts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around. So, to remind himself that the basses usually required...

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second...
Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am,...


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