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Jan 7, 2006

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness,...
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them. -- Mencken

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of...
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win, you get a divorce so I can marry her. If...

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's...
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there...
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"


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