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May 6, 2006

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ...
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too...
You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.
You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than...
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.

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