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Jan 27, 2008

When among apes, one must play the ape.
When among apes, one must play the ape.

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear...
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain

When arguments fail, use a blackjack. --...
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell

When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward...
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.

When asked the definition of "pi":...
When asked the definition of "pi": The Mathematician: Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter. The Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927, plus or minus 0.000000005. The Engineer:...


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