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Apr 3, 2008

It's grad exam time... MEDICINE ...
It's grad exam time... MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. (You have 15 minutes.) HISTORY Describe...

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if...
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing...
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee. -- Snoopy

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not...
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.


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