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Jan 3, 2008

Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.

Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only...
Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only in the holiday season. Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!

Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much...
Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man. Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds. Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second. Secondary Conclusion: Do you realize how many holes there...

Majorities, of course, start with minorities...
Majorities, of course, start with minorities. -- Robert Moses

MAJORITY: That quality that distinguishes a crime from...
MAJORITY: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.


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