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Jan 9, 2018

A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to...
A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown. When asked by her father why she had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today and I've been telling it to...

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without...
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character...
A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever. -- J. Hawes

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow...
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton


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