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Dec 19, 2018

*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks...
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!

"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that...
"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper." -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch

Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe...
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.

Once Again From the Top Correction notice...
Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982...

One of the signs of Napoleon's greatness is the fact that...
One of the signs of Napoleon's greatness is the fact that he once had a publisher shot. -- Siegfried Unseld


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