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Jan 28, 2019

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to...
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember. -- Oliver Herford

Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even...
Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain. May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection? This morning, I was waiting for a bus in comparative comfort, my umbrella protecting me from...

Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face. Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face. If the gentleman sprayed you inadvertently to accompany enthusiastic discourse, you may step...

Do not permit a woman to ask forgiveness, for that is only...
Do not permit a woman to ask forgiveness, for that is only the first step. The second is justification of herself by accusation of you. -- DeGourmont

Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably...
Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?


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