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Sep 8, 2019

If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid...
If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable. -- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"

"If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning...
"If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything." -- A. L.

If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldon
If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldon

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at...
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -- Dorothy Parker

If you want to understand your government, don't begin...
If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft. Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations...


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