|Freebsd Murphys Law: 586 of 833|
The most valuable quotation will be the one for which
you cannot determine the source.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 587 of 833|
The source for an unattributed quotation will appear
in the most hostile review of your work.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 588 of 833|
When a writer prepares a manuscript on a subject he does
not understand, his work will be understood only by
readers who know more about that subject than he does.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 589 of 833|
Writings prepared without understanding must fail in the
first ojbective of communication -- informing
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 590 of 833|
When a student asks for a second time if you have read
his book report, he did not read the book.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 591 of 833|
If daily class attendance is mandatory, a schedules
exam will product increased absenteeism. If attendance
is optional, a schedules exam will produce persons you
have never seen before.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 592 of 833|
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 593 of 833|
The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 594 of 833|
Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 595 of 833|
You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.