Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

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Freebsd Murphys Law:  397 of 833

An optimist believes we live in the best of all
possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  398 of 833

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
damnfoolproof.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  399 of 833

It takes longer to glue a vase together than to
break one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  400 of 833

It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than
to gain 'x' number of pounds.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  401 of 833

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in
will be taken by the person in front of you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  402 of 833

The other line moves faster.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  403 of 833

If you change lines, the one you just left will start
to move faster than the one you are now in.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  404 of 833

The longer you wait in line, the greater the
likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  405 of 833

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out
lane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  406 of 833

Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a
need for them an hour later.
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