|Freebsd Murphys Law: 498 of 833|
The quality of correlation is inversely proportional
to the density of control.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 499 of 833|
If reproducibility may be a problem conduct the
test only once.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 500 of 833|
If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 501 of 833|
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough
time and money.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 502 of 833|
You are never given enough time or money.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 503 of 833|
Unless the results are known in advance, funding
agencies will reject the proposal.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 504 of 833|
It is better to solve a problem with a crude
approximation and know the truth, than to demand an
exact solution and not know the truth at all.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 505 of 833|
An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful
than a complex, incompreshensible truth.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 506 of 833|
Anyone who make a significant contribution to any field
of endeavor and stays in that field long enough,
becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct
proportion to the importance of his original contribution.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 507 of 833|
If a scientist uncovers a publishable fact, it will
become central to his theory.
His theory, in turn, will become central to all