| Freebsd Murphys Law: 149 of 833 |
1) Things will get worse before they get better.
2) Who said things would get better?
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 150 of 833 |
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 151 of 833 |
There is a solution to every problem;
the only difficulty is finding it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 152 of 833 |
Don't make your doctor your heir.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 153 of 833 |
Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 154 of 833 |
If there isn't a law, there will be.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 155 of 833 |
If you don't like the answer,
you shouldn't have asked the question.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 156 of 833 |
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 157 of 833 |
You can't expect to hit the jackpot
if you don't put a few nickles in the machine.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 158 of 833 |
Unless you intend to kill him immediately; never kick a man
in the balls, not even symbolically or perhaps especially
not symbolically.
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