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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 586 - 595 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  586 of 833

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which
you cannot determine the source.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  587 of 833

The source for an unattributed quotation will appear
in the most hostile review of your work.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  588 of 833

When a writer prepares a manuscript on a subject he does
not understand, his work will be understood only by
readers who know more about that subject than he does.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  589 of 833

Writings prepared without understanding must fail in the
first ojbective of communication -- informing
the uninformed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  590 of 833

When a student asks for a second time if you have read
his book report, he did not read the book.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  591 of 833

If daily class attendance is mandatory, a schedules
exam will product increased absenteeism.  If attendance
is optional, a schedules exam will produce persons you
have never seen before.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  592 of 833

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  593 of 833

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  594 of 833

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  595 of 833

You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.
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