Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 476 - 485 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  476 of 833

You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  477 of 833

First rule of intelligent tinkering:
        Save all the parts
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  478 of 833

Access holes will be 1/2" too small.
Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  479 of 833

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company
will insist upon repairing the old one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  480 of 833

If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the
company will insist on the latest model.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  481 of 833

The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult for the fabricator and impossible
for the serviceman.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  482 of 833

That component of any circuit which has the shortest
service life will be placed in the least
accessible location.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  483 of 833

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which
is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three
parts which at still under development.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  484 of 833

Important letters which contain no errors will develop
errors in the mail.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  485 of 833

Office machines which function perfectly during normal
business hours will break down when you return to the
office at night to use them for personal business.
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