Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 11 - 20 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  11 of 833

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system
will perform perfectly.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  12 of 833

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce
multiple interpretations.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  13 of 833

The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by
the paper clip of the overlying memo and go to file.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  14 of 833

On successive charts of the same organization, the number of
boxes will never decrease.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  15 of 833

It is ok to be ignorant in some areas,
but some people abuse the privilege.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  16 of 833

Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment
to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  17 of 833

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against
failure of the contingency plan.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  18 of 833

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  19 of 833

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of
inanimate objects.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  20 of 833

Leakproof seals --- will.
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