| Freebsd Murphys Law: 134 of 833 |
You may be recognized soon.
Hide!
If they find you, lie.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 135 of 833 |
You can pray hard enough to make water run uphill
how hard?
Hard enough to make water run uphill.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 136 of 833 |
Avoid reality at all costs.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 137 of 833 |
Program design philosophy:
Start at the beginning and continue until the end,
then stop.
-- Lewis Carroll
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 138 of 833 |
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 139 of 833 |
Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 140 of 833 |
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 141 of 833 |
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 142 of 833 |
The first time is for love.
The next time is $200.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 143 of 833 |
Of two possible events,
only the undesired one will occur.
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