Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 136 - 145 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  136 of 833

Avoid reality at all costs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  137 of 833

Program design philosophy:

        Start at the beginning and continue until the end,
        then stop.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  138 of 833

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  139 of 833

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  140 of 833

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  141 of 833

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  142 of 833

The first time is for love.
The next time is $200.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  143 of 833

Of two possible events,
only the undesired one will occur.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  144 of 833

The faster the plane,
the narrower the seats.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  145 of 833

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.
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