Freebsd Murphys Law

It is ok to be ignorant in some areas,
but some people abuse the privilege.

Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment
to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against
failure of the contingency plan.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of
inanimate objects.

Leakproof seals --- will.

Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.

Our customers' paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss.

At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.