Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 17 - 26 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  17 of 833

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against
failure of the contingency plan.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  18 of 833

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  19 of 833

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of
inanimate objects.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  20 of 833

Leakproof seals --- will.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  21 of 833

Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  22 of 833

Our customers' paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  23 of 833

At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  24 of 833

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  25 of 833

This space for rent.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  26 of 833

The more directives you issue to solve a problem,
the worse it gets.
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