Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 171 - 180 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  171 of 833

The probability of anything happening is in
inverse ratio to its desirability.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  172 of 833

The first myth of management is that it exists
the second myth of management is that success equals skill.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  173 of 833

If it's good they will stop making it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  174 of 833

Inside every large program
is a small program struggling to get out.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  175 of 833

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader
but to protect the writer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  176 of 833

Never insult an alligator
until after you have crossed the river.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  177 of 833

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  178 of 833

When your opponent is down, kick him.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  179 of 833

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of
someone he can blame it on.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  180 of 833

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered
side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.
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