Freebsd Murphys Law

The first myth of management is that it exists
the second myth of management is that success equals skill.

If it's good they will stop making it.

Inside every large program
is a small program struggling to get out.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader
but to protect the writer.

Never insult an alligator
until after you have crossed the river.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of
someone he can blame it on.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered
side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.