Freebsd Murphys Law

Never insult an alligator
until after you have crossed the river.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of
someone he can blame it on.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered
side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

Last guys don't finish nice.

Never admit anything.
Never regret anything
whatever it is, you're not responsible.

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

When working toward the solution of a problem,
it always helps if you know the answer.
Provided of course you know there is a problem.