Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 190 - 199 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  190 of 833

No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after
you have bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  191 of 833

Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  192 of 833

A disagreeable task is its own reward.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  193 of 833

If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  194 of 833

The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk
to the other end of the building.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  195 of 833

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  196 of 833

A president of a democracy is a man who is always ready,
willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  197 of 833

If a thing is done wrong ofter enough
it becomes right.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  198 of 833

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  199 of 833

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always
manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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