Freebsd Murphys Law

A disagreeable task is its own reward.

If things were left to chance, they'd be better.

The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk
to the other end of the building.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

A president of a democracy is a man who is always ready,
willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

If a thing is done wrong ofter enough
it becomes right.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always
manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

No one's life, liberty, or property are safe
while the legislature is in session.

Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.