| Freebsd Murphys Law: 194 of 833 |
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk
to the other end of the building.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 195 of 833 |
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 196 of 833 |
A president of a democracy is a man who is always ready,
willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 197 of 833 |
If a thing is done wrong ofter enough
it becomes right.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 198 of 833 |
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 199 of 833 |
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always
manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 200 of 833 |
No one's life, liberty, or property are safe
while the legislature is in session.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 201 of 833 |
Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 202 of 833 |
Bad news drives good news out of the media.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 203 of 833 |
Just when you get really good at something,
you don't need to do it anymore.
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