Freebsd Murphys Law

If a thing is done wrong ofter enough
it becomes right.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always
manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

No one's life, liberty, or property are safe
while the legislature is in session.

Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.

Bad news drives good news out of the media.

Just when you get really good at something,
you don't need to do it anymore.

If facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of.

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish
productivity.  For every week you are away and get nothing
done, there is another week when your boss is away and you
get twice as much done.