Freebsd Murphys Law

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish
productivity.  For every week you are away and get nothing
done, there is another week when your boss is away and you
get twice as much done.

No matter what happens, there is always somebody
who knew that it would.

The other line always moves faster.

Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a
man named doc, and never lie down with a woman who has
got more troubles than you.

To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than
you thought.

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and
thermonuclear devices.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will
screw it up.