Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 206 - 215 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  206 of 833

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish
productivity.  For every week you are away and get nothing
done, there is another week when your boss is away and you
get twice as much done.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  207 of 833

No matter what happens, there is always somebody
who knew that it would.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  208 of 833

The other line always moves faster.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  209 of 833

Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a
man named doc, and never lie down with a woman who has
got more troubles than you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  210 of 833

To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  211 of 833

When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  212 of 833

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than
you thought.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  213 of 833

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and
thermonuclear devices.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  214 of 833

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  215 of 833

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will
screw it up.
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