| Freebsd Murphys Law: 219 of 833 |
If it jams --- force it. If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 220 of 833 |
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which,
when you looked at it in the right way, did not become
still more complicated.
-- Poul Anderson
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 221 of 833 |
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath
to the exact center.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 222 of 833 |
No matter which direction you start,
it's always against the wind coming back.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 223 of 833 |
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like
yours before.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 224 of 833 |
Don't force it,
get a bigger hammer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 225 of 833 |
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,
it will work perfectly.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 226 of 833 |
Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 227 of 833 |
An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 228 of 833 |
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
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