Freebsd Murphys Law

Old programmers never die - they just abend.

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer,
even in the wrong denomination.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet
somebody moves the ends!

Just because you are paranoid
doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.

An Irishman is not drunk as long as
he can hang onto a single blade of grass
and not fall off the face of the earth.

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong
equipment.

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink,
some prefer to just gargle.

Everything is revealed to he who turns over enough stones.
(Including the snakes that he did not want to find.)

Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink.

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.