Freebsd Murphys Law

Just because you are paranoid
doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.

An Irishman is not drunk as long as
he can hang onto a single blade of grass
and not fall off the face of the earth.

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong
equipment.

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink,
some prefer to just gargle.

Everything is revealed to he who turns over enough stones.
(Including the snakes that he did not want to find.)

Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink.

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

It's always the wrong time of the month.