Freebsd Murphys Law

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong
equipment.

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink,
some prefer to just gargle.

Everything is revealed to he who turns over enough stones.
(Including the snakes that he did not want to find.)

Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink.

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

It's always the wrong time of the month.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick
up something from the floor while you get up.