Freebsd Murphys Law

Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink.

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

It's always the wrong time of the month.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick
up something from the floor while you get up.

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash
when the garbage truck is two doors away.

Misery no longer loves company
nowdays it insists on it.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the
strong, but that's the way to bet.