Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 257 - 266 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  257 of 833

Remember the golden rule:
Those that have the gold make the rules.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  258 of 833

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and
knows it for he shall enjoy living.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  259 of 833

Everything east of the San Andreas fault will evenutally
plunge into the Atlantic ocean.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  260 of 833

I finally got it all together ...
but I forgot where I put it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  261 of 833

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  262 of 833

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude,
for he shall not be disappointed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  263 of 833

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of
an oncoming train.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  264 of 833

Celibacy is not hereditary.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  265 of 833

You can observe a lot just by watching.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  266 of 833

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken,
you will borrow it and
you will break it.
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