Freebsd Murphys Law

I no longer get lost in the shuffle,
I shuffle along with the lost.

The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.

You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without
holding on.

In any household, junk accumulates to the the space
available for its storage.

Don't stop to stomp on ants
when the elephants are stampeding.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion
if it did occur, will occur.

When you are right be logical,
when you are wrong be-fuddle.

For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --
and it is always wrong.

There are no winners in life:  Only survivors.