| Freebsd Murphys Law: 288 of 833 |
You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without
holding on.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 289 of 833 |
In any household, junk accumulates to the the space
available for its storage.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 290 of 833 |
Don't stop to stomp on ants
when the elephants are stampeding.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 291 of 833 |
The longer the title the less important the job.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 292 of 833 |
Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion
if it did occur, will occur.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 293 of 833 |
When you are right be logical,
when you are wrong be-fuddle.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 294 of 833 |
For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --
and it is always wrong.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 295 of 833 |
There are no winners in life: Only survivors.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 296 of 833 |
When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 297 of 833 |
The yoo-hoo you yoo-hoo into the forest is the yoo-hoo you
get back.
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