Freebsd Murphys Law

Don't stop to stomp on ants
when the elephants are stampeding.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion
if it did occur, will occur.

When you are right be logical,
when you are wrong be-fuddle.

For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --
and it is always wrong.

There are no winners in life:  Only survivors.

When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.

The yoo-hoo you yoo-hoo into the forest is the yoo-hoo you
get back.

You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.