| Freebsd Murphys Law: 324 of 833 |
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 325 of 833 |
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 326 of 833 |
If you want to get along, go along.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 327 of 833 |
Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 328 of 833 |
The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 329 of 833 |
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always
point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 330 of 833 |
Make three correct guesses consectively and you will
establish yourself as an expert.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 331 of 833 |
It works better if you plug it in.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 332 of 833 |
Quit while you're still behind.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 333 of 833 |
If you plan to leave your mark in the sands of time,
you better wear work shoes.
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