Freebsd Murphys Law

The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always
point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.

Make three correct guesses consectively and you will
establish yourself as an expert.

It works better if you plug it in.

Quit while you're still behind.

If you plan to leave your mark in the sands of time,
you better wear work shoes.

It's always easier to go down hill, but the view is
from the top.

Any line, however short, is still too long.

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

If you can't measure output then you measure input.