Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 355 - 364 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  355 of 833

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent
of doing you good, you should run for your life.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  356 of 833

When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty
to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  357 of 833

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  358 of 833

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  359 of 833

All general statements are false.  (Think about it.)
 
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If it happens, it must be possible.
 
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Them what gets--has.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  362 of 833

If you are already in a hole, there's no use to continue
digging.
 
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then the first woddpecker that came along would
destroy civilization.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  364 of 833

People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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