Freebsd Murphys Law

When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty
to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

All general statements are false.  (Think about it.)

If it happens, it must be possible.

Them what gets--has.

If you are already in a hole, there's no use to continue
digging.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then the first woddpecker that came along would
destroy civilization.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick
in the pants.