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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 365 - 374 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  365 of 833

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick
in the pants.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  366 of 833

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold
of something else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  367 of 833

A theory is better than its explanation.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  368 of 833

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  369 of 833

Nobody notices when things go right.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  370 of 833

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  371 of 833

Roses are red violets are blue
I am schizophrenic and so am I
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  372 of 833

If anything can go wrong, it will.
 
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If anything can't go wrong it will.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  374 of 833

If muprhy's law can go wrong, it will.
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