Freebsd Murphys Law

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold
of something else.

A theory is better than its explanation.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Nobody notices when things go right.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Roses are red violets are blue
I am schizophrenic and so am I

If anything can go wrong, it will.

If anything can't go wrong it will.

If muprhy's law can go wrong, it will.

If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in
in the worst possible sequence.