Freebsd Murphys Law

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Nobody notices when things go right.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Roses are red violets are blue
I am schizophrenic and so am I

If anything can go wrong, it will.

If anything can't go wrong it will.

If muprhy's law can go wrong, it will.

If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in
in the worst possible sequence.

After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle
will repeat itself.

An auditor enters the battlefield after the war is over,
and attacks the wounded.