Freebsd Murphys Law

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the
world's composed of aluminum and vinyl.

In order for something to become clean, something
else must become dirty.
... but you can get everything dirty without getting
anything clean.

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

The first place to look for anything is the last place
you would expect to find it.

You can always find what you're not looking for.

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly
suprised.

A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the
whole thing".

Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.