Freebsd Murphys Law

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
damnfoolproof.

It takes longer to glue a vase together than to
break one.

It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than
to gain 'x' number of pounds.

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in
will be taken by the person in front of you.

The other line moves faster.

If you change lines, the one you just left will start
to move faster than the one you are now in.

The longer you wait in line, the greater the
likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out
lane.

Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a
need for them an hour later.

(1)     If the weather is extremely bad, church
        attendance will be down.
(2)     If the weather is extremely good, church
        attendance will be down.
(3)     If the bulletin covers are in short supply
        church attendance will exceed all expectations.