Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 399 - 408 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 399 - 408 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  399 of 833

It takes longer to glue a vase together than to
break one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  400 of 833

It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than
to gain 'x' number of pounds.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  401 of 833

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in
will be taken by the person in front of you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  402 of 833

The other line moves faster.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  403 of 833

If you change lines, the one you just left will start
to move faster than the one you are now in.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  404 of 833

The longer you wait in line, the greater the
likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  405 of 833

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out
lane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  406 of 833

Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a
need for them an hour later.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  407 of 833

(1)     If the weather is extremely bad, church
        attendance will be down.
(2)     If the weather is extremely good, church
        attendance will be down.
(3)     If the bulletin covers are in short supply
        church attendance will exceed all expectations.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  408 of 833

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will
occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.
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