Freebsd Murphys Law

(1)     If the weather is extremely bad, church
        attendance will be down.
(2)     If the weather is extremely good, church
        attendance will be down.
(3)     If the bulletin covers are in short supply
        church attendance will exceed all expectations.

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will
occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.

The further away the disaster or accident occurs, the
greater the number of dead and injured required for it
to become a story.

The closer you are to the facts of a situation, the
more obvious are the errors in all news coverage of
the situation.

The further you are from the facts of a situation,
the more you tend to believe news coverage of the
situation.

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal
the letter.

The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.

Some errors will always go unnoticed until the book
is in print.

The first page the author turns to upon receiving an
advance copy will be the page containing the worst
error.

(1)     Never draw what you can copy.
(2)     Never copy what you can trace.
(3)     Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.