Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 421 - 430 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  421 of 833

The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque,
campfire, etc. to drift into a person's face varies
directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  422 of 833

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional
to the time available to catch you flight.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  423 of 833

As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the
airliner encounters turbulence.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  424 of 833

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  425 of 833

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will
come in on another one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  426 of 833

When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves
markedly the day after one has purchased foreign
currency.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  427 of 833

Upon returning home, the exchange rate drops again as
soon as one has converted all unused foreign currency.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  428 of 833

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  429 of 833

For every action, there is an equal and opposite
criticism.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  430 of 833

Authorization for a project will be granted only when
none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project
fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit
if it succeeds.
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