Freebsd Murphys Law

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional
to the time available to catch you flight.

As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the
airliner encounters turbulence.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will
come in on another one.

When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves
markedly the day after one has purchased foreign
currency.

Upon returning home, the exchange rate drops again as
soon as one has converted all unused foreign currency.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite
criticism.

Authorization for a project will be granted only when
none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project
fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit
if it succeeds.

If an idea can survive a bureacratic review and be
implemented, it wasn't worth doing.