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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 444 - 453 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  444 of 833

In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay varies
inversely with the unpleasantness and difficulty
of the task.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  445 of 833

The client who pays the least complains the most
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  446 of 833

A lack of planning on your part
does not constitute an emergency on my part.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  447 of 833

I know you believe you understand
   what you think I said,
      however, I am not sure you realize,
         that what I think you heard
            is not what I meant
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  448 of 833

Real programmers don't eat muffins.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  449 of 833

In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend
more and more time reporting on the less and less you
are doing.  Stability is achieved when you spend all of
your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  450 of 833

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for
a number and then give it back to them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  451 of 833

When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it
around instead of picking it up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  452 of 833

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely
proportional to the number of other people who are in
a position to do it instead.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  453 of 833

Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
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