Freebsd Murphys Law: 467 of 833 |
Simple jobs always get put off because there will be
time to do them later.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 468 of 833 |
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 469 of 833 |
A work project expands to fill the space available.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 470 of 833 |
No matter how large the work space, if two projects
must be done at the same time they will require the
same part of the work space.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 471 of 833 |
The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one
missing from the tool chest.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 472 of 833 |
Most projects require three hands.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 473 of 833 |
Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 474 of 833 |
The more carefully you plan a project, the more
confusion there is when something goes wrong.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 475 of 833 |
Murphy's rule for precision:
Measure with a micrometer
Mark with chalk
Cut with an axe
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 476 of 833 |
You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
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