Freebsd Murphys Law: 472 of 833 |
Most projects require three hands.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 473 of 833 |
Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 474 of 833 |
The more carefully you plan a project, the more
confusion there is when something goes wrong.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 475 of 833 |
Murphy's rule for precision:
Measure with a micrometer
Mark with chalk
Cut with an axe
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 476 of 833 |
You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 477 of 833 |
First rule of intelligent tinkering:
Save all the parts
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 478 of 833 |
Access holes will be 1/2" too small.
Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 479 of 833 |
If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company
will insist upon repairing the old one.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 480 of 833 |
If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the
company will insist on the latest model.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 481 of 833 |
The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult for the fabricator and impossible
for the serviceman.
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